Wolves vs. Spurs Prediction

Alright, now that my crystal ball is back from the shop I can accurately predict this game. I peer deeply into the crystal ball only to see long extremely white legs from a little weiner of a player named John Stockton. I gaze further into the abyss and suddenly numbers and names begin to appear...

I sense....I sense.... Ricky Rubio: 14 points, 12 assists, 6 boards, 5 steals and at least one "HEY!" in a high pitched funny accent after he takes a jump shot and thinks he got fouled.

I see more...I look deep into my crystal ball and see Nikola Pekovic...that beast child from an Ogre mother and a Mongolian father is going to go for.... Pekovic: 10 points, 6 boards, 4 fouls

Then I see two Spurs coming into focus...First Tony Parker, that dirty frog son of a bitch, then Tim Duncan...

Parker: 23 points, 8 assists, 2 steals

Duncan: 19 points, 11 boards and lack of emotion like a Dementor.

The visions begin to fade, my eyes roll back forward to the front of my head then from my hotel room I see a child walking by wearing a Derrick Williams jersey...could it be? A sign from the heavens? I have no choice but to go out on a limb and say that... Williams: 12 points, 5 boards

I run to the bathroom and throw up multiple times getting all of the spirits out of me and prepare to watch the game. I must cleanse myself from all the figure skating I had to watch today...

Final Score: Wolves 103 - Spurs 98

I know I predict the Wolves win often, but with Manu out of the game and the aging Tim Duncan only getting more fluid in those bony knees, they just won't have enough fire power to keep up with Kevin Love (5th leading scorer in the NBA) and a rejuvinated bench.

I must rest now, the spirits have taken it out of me today, b-easy my children and followers.

Look out!! Someone must have made him angry, he's furious!!